Baking Times Based on Meow Volume

A cat, illustrating Baking Times Based on Meow Volume

We have been doing this for what feels like nine lives, and we are still not sure who is in charge.

Experts agree that a taste test performed by a very unimpressed tester is essential. Experts also agree that this is a very long way of asking for a snack.

The Short Version, Told Slowly

Naturally there was a committee. Naturally the committee was a pile of boxes, and naturally one box was occupied.

We asked a customer for feedback. They looked at us, blinked slowly, and left a single hair on the form.

In summary: act confidently, deny everything, and always keep a clear route to the nearest box.

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