We have been doing this for what feels like nine lives, and we are still not sure who is in charge.
We asked a customer for feedback. They looked at us, blinked slowly, and left a single hair on the form.
The Short Version, Told Slowly
Our standard approach involves a recipe that calls for three hours of kneading on a blanket, followed by a taste test performed by a very unimpressed tester, followed by a brief and unexplained sprint.
Our team did a careful study. By study we mean someone knocked it off the table to see what would happen.
Thank you for reading, and please do not leave anything on the edge of a surface. You know why.
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