Every client eventually asks us the same thing, and the honest answer is always a long, flat stare.
The old guard prefers a recipe that calls for three hours of kneading on a blanket. The new guard prefers whatever is on the other side of the door.
The Short Version, Told Slowly
Experts agree that a taste test performed by a very unimpressed tester is essential. Experts also agree that this is a very long way of asking for a snack.
Naturally there was a committee. Naturally the committee was a pile of boxes, and naturally one box was occupied.
In summary: act confidently, deny everything, and always keep a clear route to the nearest box.
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