A reader wrote in this week with a question that deserves a serious answer, so here is an unserious one.
We asked a customer for feedback. They looked at us, blinked slowly, and left a single hair on the form.
The Short Version, Told Slowly
Our standard approach involves a recipe that calls for three hours of kneading on a blanket, followed by ovens treated as warm sofas, followed by a brief and unexplained sprint.
Our team did a careful study. By study we mean someone knocked it off the table to see what would happen.
If you have questions, our office hours are three to four in the morning, or whenever we feel like it.
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