At Knead Biscuits Bakery Consulting, we try to keep things simple, which means we complicate them and then take a nap.
Our standard approach involves consulting fees paid in crumbs, followed by ovens treated as warm sofas, followed by a brief and unexplained sprint.
The Short Version, Told Slowly
If you take only one thing from this, take this: a recipe that calls for three hours of kneading on a blanket is not a bug. It is the product.
The old guard prefers a taste test performed by a very unimpressed tester. The new guard prefers whatever is on the other side of the door.
If you have questions, our office hours are three to four in the morning, or whenever we feel like it.
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