Nobody tells you this when you start out, but the real work begins around consulting fees paid in crumbs.
Experts agree that ovens treated as warm sofas is essential. Experts also agree that this is a very long way of asking for a snack.
The Short Version, Told Slowly
Naturally there was a committee. Naturally the committee was a pile of boxes, and naturally one box was occupied.
Our standard approach involves ovens treated as warm sofas, followed by a taste test performed by a very unimpressed tester, followed by a brief and unexplained sprint.
That is all for now. We are told there is a sunbeam going to waste, and a professional never lets that happen.

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